The news, read completely straight. That’s the joke.

Every day, one man at one desk takes the day’s headlines and says the quiet part flat. Politicians, billionaires, corporate apologies, and whoever embarrassed themselves before breakfast.

What’s here

• The daily desk. Short videos, one story each, several a day.
• The Unfiltered Oracle. Old wisdom, delivered to whoever in the news needs it most. Not suitable for church.
• Jokes you can read. Written posts and cartoons on Facebook.

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Free teleprompter

The one these videos are recorded with, minus my scripts. Paste your words, hit start, read. Nothing you type leaves your browser.

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